January 2010
91 posts
My lazy sundays.
Maybe one day we will all survive.
TEENY WEENY XIO PA HE CUTEZZZZZZZZZ HELLO NEW BABY
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OH FUCK IT’S MONDAY
Sometimes I don’t understand. Now, I really don’t understand.
“Maybe the truth is, there’s a little bit of a loser in all of us. Being happy...”
– (via causemepain)
MI XIU
Today, I got a call on my cellphone from an unknown number with an out of state area code. Some random dude said, “Is Cassie there?” And I, having no idea who the caller or Cassie is, yelled back, “I thought she was with YOU! Oh Lord, did you lose her again?? I’m gonna drive around and see if I can find her.” And I hung up. Now they must either be very confused or...
The other night, I was babysitting a little boy who loves to weigh himself every night. He never changes much, so this time, I stood on the scale behind him without him knowing. I have never seen his eyes get so big. MLIA
Today, while sitting in my government class, our teacher asked us where we would go if we wanted to find out information about the white house. One obnoxious girl said “go to whitehouse.com.” Our teacher responded with, “No, that’s a porn site.” She quickly accused him asking how he knew this. His response? “I was looking on there last night and saw your...
“The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your nostrils, light in your...”
– Robert Louis Stevenson
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